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A Summah Secret is something you, but no one knows but you!

Send Howard your Summah Secrets in the Summah Secret Confessional, and you could win!

Confess Now!

What's the mattah? You ain't got a Summah Secret? Have some Summah Gum and come back. Otherwise, confess your Summah Secret here. What are you gonna do?
  • upload to youtube, vimeo, houndbite, or audioboo, and paste the link here!

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Howard Kremer a/k/a Dragon Boy Suede, a/k/a "Austin's own Hank Kremer" is an LA-based comedian, writer, and musician. He has appeared in Austin Stories on MTV and on Comedy Central. His writing credits are extensive, and include Nick Swardson's Pretend Time and the new Beavis and Butthead series. He is the star of the immortal Funny or Die video "Have a Summah" and the host of the "Who Charted?" Podcast.

  • Cr8g

    the magna carta is not so bad
    everytime I hear it , it makes me feel glad
    if you,re not Howard Kremer
    then you are much lamer
    We can,t get enough of the Wee Wee chart.

    and

    the Kulap chart comin from the heart
    Howies cookin in the kitchen
    brewin tunes thatr always bitchin

    the segway songs are a work of art
    chartist gather round the nation
    to enjoy earjaculation

    Thank you Howard and Kulap